These funny unicorn quotes are great images for Instagram, Tumblr and mobile wallpaper. Some of these memes about unicorns are about kindness – and some are irreverent. Plus some of these unicorn sayings are for little girls (and princesses) – and other unicorn quotes appeal to people of all ages!
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8 Funny Unicorn Quotes For Instagram, Tumblr and Mobile Wallpaper
You’re like a unicorn who brings ice cream. You’re too good to be true.
Make your life story so amazing that unicorns have trouble believing it is true.
Breathe. Relax. Things are totally gonna be okay.
I love nonsense. It wakes up the braincells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. – Dr. Seuss
Share these unicorn quotes on Instagram – and spread a little joy into people’s days!
Things unicorns can’t do…
When I look at myself in the mirror, I see a unicorn. A badass unicorn.
You may have stopped believing in unicorns. But they never stopped believing in you.
Bonus best funny quote about unicorns
Therapist to unicorn: You need to believe in yourself.
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