Here are 8 best funny unicorn quotes to make you smile. Nearly everyone loves unicorns – and nearly everyone loves laughter. So I decided to mix the two – and bring you this fun collection of unicorn quotes!
Feel free to pass the positivity forward and share these unicorn quotes with friends and family and colleagues and brighten their day! Use them as mobile wallpapers – so you can read them any time you text or call that favorite friend or unicorn in your life!
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8 Funny Unicorn Quotes
You’re like a unicorn who brings ice cream. You’re too good to be true.
Make your life story so amazing that unicorns have trouble believing it is true.
Breathe. Relax. Things are totally gonna be okay.
I love nonsense. It wakes up the braincells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. – Dr. Seuss
Things unicorns can’t do…
When I look at myself in the mirror, I see a unicorn. A badass unicorn.
You may have stopped believing in unicorns. But they never stopped believing in you.
Bonus best funny unicorn quote
Therapist to unicorn: You need to believe in yourself.
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