14 Short Funny Life Quotes To Make You Laugh and Think

14 Short Funny Life Quotes To Make You Laugh and Think

14 Short Funny Life Quotes To Make You Laugh and Think
If you’re feeling worried and tense, you’ll love this collection of short funny life quotes to make you chuckle and improve your mood.

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Each of these funny life sayings below are short. So feel free to memorize these humorous life quotes, then repeat them to friends, family and coworkers. Or simply think them silently to yourself when negative thoughts begin to chatter in your mind.

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14 Short Funny Life Quotes

Print out these short quotes about life and post them around your home and office!

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humorous Quotes strangers karen salmansohn

Next time a stranger talks to you when you’re alone, just look at them shocked and whisper. “You can see me?”

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Funny Quotes dorothy no place like home karen salmansohn

Dorothy never said, “There’s no place like office.” Make sure you enjoy a good balance of work/life/cuddle/chill. – Karen Salmansohn

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14 Short Funny Quotes Which Are Easy To Remember

Ooops! Sorry I didn’t respond to your text. I answered it in my head and thought it was in real life.

Ooops! Sorry I didn't respond to your text. I answered it in my head and thought it was in real life. Click To Tweet

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14 Short Funny Quotes Which Are Easy To Remember

I have a WTF is wrong with people moment at least 3 times a day.

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short Quotes Which Are funny about things left unsaid

Some things are better left unsaid. Unfortunately I often realize this after I’ve said them.

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Mark your negative thoughts as spam and delete them. - Karen Salmansohn

Mark your negative thoughts as spam and delete them. – Karen Salmansohn

Mark your negative thoughts as spam and delete them. - Karen Salmansohn Click To Tweet

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14 Short Funny Quotes Which Are Easy To Remember

Laundry schedule. Sort – today. Wash – later. Fold – eventually. Iron – ha, ha, ha.

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14 Short Funny Quotes Which Are Easy To Remember

Yes, an optimist can be wrong in the same way that a pessimist can be wrong. But the optimist is far happier.

Yes, an #optimist can be wrong in the same way that a #pessimist can be wrong. But the optimist is far #happier. #notsalmon #funnyquotes Click To Tweet

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14 Short Funny Quotes Which Are Easy To Remember

Never let one bad apple make you feel like everyone’s gonna be bananas.

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14 Short Funny Quotes Which Are Easy To Remember

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said.

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14 Short Funny Quotes Which Are Easy To Remember

I continue to amaze myself with how quickly I can get ready after oversleeping.

I continue to amaze myself with how quickly I can get ready after #oversleeping. #notsalmon #funnnyquotes Click To Tweet

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14 Short Funny Quotes Which Are Easy To Remember

I’m at the age where an all-nighter just means that I didn’t have to get up to pee.

I'm at the age where an all-nighter just means that I didn't have to get up to pee. #notsalmon #funnyquotes Click To Tweet

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funny saying about dogs and life

When life gets tough, hang out with your dog.

When life gets tough, hang out with your dog. #doglover #quotes Click To Tweet

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quote about hunger and boredom

I am not hungry. But I am bored thererefore I shall eat.

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Short Life Quotes to make you laugh

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