If you’re feeling worried and tense, you’ll love this collection of short funny life quotes to make you chuckle and improve your mood.
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I love to find the humor in my challenges. For me humor is a great enlightening agent.
Laugher helps me to see new interpretations and find better perspectives – so I can feel calmer and happier.
Each of these funny life sayings below are short. So feel free to memorize these humorous life quotes, then repeat them to friends, family and coworkers. Or simply think them silently to yourself when negative thoughts begin to chatter in your mind.
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14 Short Funny Life Quotes
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Next time a stranger talks to you when you’re alone, just look at them shocked and whisper. “You can see me?”
Dorothy never said, “There’s no place like office.” Make sure you enjoy a good balance of work/life/cuddle/chill. – Karen Salmansohn
Ooops! Sorry I didn’t respond to your text. I answered it in my head and thought it was in real life.
I have a WTF is wrong with people moment at least 3 times a day.
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Some things are better left unsaid. Unfortunately I often realize this after I’ve said them.
Mark your negative thoughts as spam and delete them. – Karen Salmansohn
Laundry schedule. Sort – today. Wash – later. Fold – eventually. Iron – ha, ha, ha.
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Yes, an optimist can be wrong in the same way that a pessimist can be wrong. But the optimist is far happier.
Never let one bad apple make you feel like everyone’s gonna be bananas.
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said.
I continue to amaze myself with how quickly I can get ready after oversleeping.
I’m at the age where an all-nighter just means that I didn’t have to get up to pee.
When life gets tough, hang out with your dog.
I am not hungry. But I am bored thererefore I shall eat.
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