I love to write and design inspirational quote posters. My favorite quote artwork and designs to create are the ones which offer funny, inspiring insights and about real life problems
I share at least one positive quote a day on my instagram account.
My instagram “handle” is @notsalmon – so come hang out with me over there!
Below is a collection of some of my most popular funny quotes from instagram.
Feel free to repost them – and tag me via @notsalmon! I promise I will say a friendly hello right back.
I hope these funny reminders below inspire you to smile and let off some steam about whatever might be bugging you right now!
Humorous Life Quote #1
Some things are better left unsaid. Unfortunately I often realize this after I’ve said them.
Humorous Life Quote #2
If you love someone let them go. If they come back with coffee it was meant to be.
Humorous Life Quote #3
I’m guessing I burn about 1,000 calories every time I try to put a fitted sheet on a bed by myself.
Humorous Life Quote #4
During the day I don’t believe in ghosts. At night I become a bit more open-minded.
Humorous Life Quote #5
It’s either me or my home. It seems both of us can’t look good at the same time.
Humorous Life Quote #6
I wish there were a more positive word for loner and/or anti-social. I enjoy my own company and that’s a good thing. – Karen Salmansohn
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Humorous Life Quote #7
Thou shalt not judge too harshly because thou has messed up in the past also. – Karen Salmansohn
Humorous Life Quote #8
Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel and misinterpret what other people mean.
Humorous Life Quote #9
Share this if you haven’t memorized a phone number since the invention of the cellphone.
Humorous Life Quote #10
It’s called an occupation. Not a preoccupation. It’s called success. Not obsess. It’s called being in a business. Not being in abyss-ness. It’s called giving yourself a break to avoid a breakdown. It’s called being good to you.
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