27 Funny Quotes About Life Which People Loved on Instagram

27 Funny Quotes About Life Which People Loved on Instagram

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I love to write and design funny quote posters about life. I believe that “ha ha” can sometimes lead to “aha!” Humor can be a great enlightening agent – waking us up to important life truths.

Quirky info:  My first published book was a funny novel – which was loved by Jon Stewart. He even gave me an official blurb saying he thought my book was as funny as a stand up comic’s.

Below are some of my most popular funny quotes about life – shared on instagram. Oh – and my instagram “handle” is @notsalmon! Come hang out with me! Say a friendly hello – and I’ll say hi right back!

How Best To Use These Funny Quotes About Life

  • Print out these funny reminders about life. Sprinkle them around your house or office. Post these humorous quotes on your office bulletin board to help coworkers smile.
  • Use these funny quotes about life as fun phone wallpapers. You’ll smile every time you text or call someone.
  • Share your favorite funny quotes about life in the comment section below. Maybe I’ll morph it into a quote poster.

I hope these funny reminders below inspire you to smile and let off some steam about whatever might be bugging you right now!

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27 Funny Quotes About Life

#1

10 Funny Quotes About Life Which People Loved on Instagram

Some things are better left unsaid. Unfortunately I often realize this after I’ve said them.

#2

10 Funny Quotes About Life Which People Loved on Instagram

If you love someone let them go. If they come back with coffee it was meant to be.

#3

10 Funny Quotes About Life Which People Loved on Instagram

I’m guessing I burn about 1,000 calories every time I try to put a fitted sheet on a bed by myself.

#4

10 Funny Quotes About Life Which People Loved on Instagram

During the day I don’t believe in ghosts. At night I become a bit more open-minded.

#5

10 Funny Quotes About Life Which People Loved on Instagram

It’s either me or my home. It seems both of us can’t look good at the same time.

#6

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Smile. Be happy. Whatever’s happening, nothing sucks forever. -Karen Salmansohn

#7

10 Funny Quotes About Life Which People Loved on Instagram

Thou shalt not judge too harshly because thou has messed up in the past also. – Karen Salmansohn

#8

10 Funny Quotes About Life Which People Loved on Instagram

Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel and misinterpret what other people mean.

#9

10 Funny Quotes About Life Which People Loved on Instagram

It’s called an occupation. Not a preoccupation. It’s called success. Not obsess. It’s called being in a business. Not being in abyss-ness. It’s called giving yourself a break to avoid a breakdown. It’s called being good to you. – Karen Salmansohn

#10

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This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

#11

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You either like me or you don’t. It took me 20-something years to learn how to love myself. I don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else. – Daniel Franzese

#12

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Every day I understand the phrase, “I’m getting too old for this crap,” on a deeper level.

#13

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Mean people don’t bother me. But mean people who disguise themselves as nice people bother me a lot. -Cindy Cummings Johnson

#14

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I wish people came with a 30 second trailer so I can see what I’m getting myself into. – Karen Salmansohn

#15

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You know you’re an adult when you get excited to just go home.

#16

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Ooops! Sorry I didn’t respond to your text. I answered it in my head, and thought it was in real life.

#17

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Me trying to excel in my career, maintain a social life, drink enough water, exercise, text everyone back, stay sane, survive and be happy.

#18

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A big secret for happiness: Ignore people who do crappy things to you. – Karen Salmansohn

#19

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Life is ironic. It takes depression to know happiness. Plus it takes stress to understand calm. And it takes absence to value presence.

#20

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An hour of worry is even more exhausting than an hour at the gym. Let it go. – Karen Salmansohn

#21

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Let’s stop asking people: What do you like to do in your free time? At this point, we all just watch Netflix.

#22

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I’m always hitting “remind me later” for software updates. Then one day I realized, hmmm, that’ sort of symbolic of how I am dealing with some things in my life. – Karen Salmansohn

#23

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Why is it that every time I lose my phone it’s always on either silent or vibrate?

#24

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When I tell my kids I will do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is: Please forget.

#25

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I’m finally old enough to be the grandmother to my inner child. So now I’m spoiling my inner child, and giving them all the love they might have missed out on! – Karen Salmansohn

#26

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Laundry Schedule: Sort – today. Wash – later. Fold – eventually. Iron – ha, ha, ha.

#27

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One of the biggest lies I tell myself: I don’t have to write that down. I’ll remember it.

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