10 Funny Quotes About Life Which People Loved on Instagram

10 Funny Quotes About Life Which People Loved on Instagram

10 Funny Quotes About Life Which People Loved on Instagram
I love to write and design inspirational quote posters. My favorite quote artwork and designs to create are the ones which offer funny, inspiring insights and about real life problems.

I share at least one positive quote a day on my instagram account.

My instagram “handle” is @notsalmon – so come hang out with me over there!

Below is a collection of some of my most popular funny quotes from instagram.

I hope these funny reminders below inspire you to smile and let off some steam about whatever might be bugging you right now!

Humorous Life Quote #1

10 Funny Quotes About Life Which People Loved on Instagram

Some things are better left unsaid. Unfortunately I often realize this after I’ve said them.

Humorous Life Quote #2

10 Funny Quotes About Life Which People Loved on Instagram

If you love someone let them go. If they come back with coffee it was meant to be.

Humorous Life Quote #3

10 Funny Quotes About Life Which People Loved on Instagram

I’m guessing I burn about 1,000 calories every time I try to put a fitted sheet on a bed by myself.

Humorous Life Quote #4

10 Funny Quotes About Life Which People Loved on Instagram

During the day I don’t believe in ghosts. At night I become a bit more open-minded.

Humorous Life Quote #5

10 Funny Quotes About Life Which People Loved on Instagram

It’s either me or my home. It seems both of us can’t look good at the same time.

Humorous Life Quote #6

10 Funny Quotes About Life Which People Loved on Instagram

I wish there were a more positive word for loner and/or anti-social. I enjoy my own company and that’s a good thing. – Karen Salmansohn

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Humorous Life Quote #7

10 Funny Quotes About Life Which People Loved on Instagram

Thou shalt not judge too harshly because thou has messed up in the past also. – Karen Salmansohn

Humorous Life Quote #8

10 Funny Quotes About Life Which People Loved on Instagram

Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel and misinterpret what other people mean.

Humorous Life Quote #9

10 Funny Quotes About Life Which People Loved on Instagram

Share this if you haven’t memorized a phone number since the invention of the cellphone.

Humorous Life Quote #10

10 Funny Quotes About Life Which People Loved on Instagram

It’s called an occupation. Not a preoccupation. It’s called success. Not obsess. It’s called being in a business. Not being in abyss-ness. It’s called giving yourself a break to avoid a breakdown. It’s called being good to you.

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Hi I’m Karen Salmansohn, founder of NotSalmon. My mission is to offer you easy-to-understand insights and tools to empower you to bloom into your happiest, highest potential self. I use playful analogies, feisty humor, and stylish graphics to distill big ideas – going as far back as ancient wisdom from Aristotle, Buddhism and Darwin to the latest research studies from Cognitive Therapy, Neuro Linquistic Programming, Neuroscience, Positive Psychology, Quantum Physics, Nutritional Studies – and then some.

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