20 Amusing Life Quotes And Funny Life Sayings To Improve a Bad Mood

20 Amusing Life Quotes And Funny Life Sayings To Improve a Bad Mood

20 Amusing Life Quotes And Funny Life Sayings To Improve a Bad Mood
Real life often has a lot of real stresses. Thankfully, you have some real power inside you to move forward wiser and stronger. Speaking of… Here’s a little extra motivational support – in the form of 20 funny life sayings and and amusing life quotes about everyday life– which will make you smile and laugh – even in the midst of difficult times.

Some good things about life:

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Funny Life Quote #1

20 Funny Life Sayings And Amusing Life Quotes To Improve a Bad Mood

How to stop time: kiss. How to travel in time: read. How to escape time: music. How to feel time: write. How to release time: breathe.

Funny Life Quote #2

20 Funny Life Sayings And Amusing Life Quotes To Improve a Bad Mood

Surprise! Today is Happy New Opportunity Day!

Funny Life Quote #3

20 Humorous Quotes About Life

Young at heart! Slightly older in other places!

Funny Life Quote #4

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Reminder: The blurred image around your phone is called life!

Funny Life Quote #5

20 Funny Quotes and Sayings About Everyday Life

You’re awesome! Sometimes you just need someone to tell you that you’re not as terrible as you think.

Funny Life Quote #6

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Be strong…I whispered to my wifi signal.

Funny Life Quote #7

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Be less needy. Be more want-y. Meaning? You shouldn’t need a mate. You should want one. The less needy you are, the less likely you are to overlook red flags and/or to be unhealthfully co-dependent. – Karen Salmansohn

 

Funny Life Quote #8

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The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, right from the moment you are born – until you fall in love!

 

Funny Life Quote #9

Funny Quotes About Life

If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine. It is lethal. – Paulo Coelho

Funny Life Quote #10

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We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instand of somebody’s.

Funny Life Quote #12

Funny Quotes About Life

With money you can buy a clock – but not time. – Chinese Proverb

Funny Life Quote #13

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Fool me once: shame on you. Fool me twice: shame on me. No! Wait. Shame the heck on you! I forgave you and you did it again!?

Funny Life Quote #14

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Things to be grateful for: 1. friends and family. 2. caller ID to avoid friends and family! (Just kidding!)

Funny Life Quote #15

Funny sayings About Life

Don’t be a copycat. Be a cool cat. Be fearlessly authentically you. That’s where your greatest power and greatest happiness can be found. – Karen Salmansohn

 

Funny Life Quote #16

funny quotes about life

Forgiveness means: I choose to forgive someone so I no longer hurt myself thinking (and overthinking) about what a jerk they are. It doesn’t mean they’ve stopped being a jerk. – Karen Salmansohn

Funny Life Quote #17

funny sayings about life

My weekend is all booked up. One of my favorite weekend travel plans is getting lost in a good book. – Karen Salmansohn

 

Funny Life Quote #18

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Bullsh** is everywhere. There is very little that you will encounter in life that has not been in some way infused with bullsh**. If you smell something, say something. – Jon Stewart

Funny Life Quote #19

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My idealistic side and my realistic side like to fight about things.

Funny Life Quote #20

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Your mission: Get your heart and brain to work together as a team.

BONUS QUOTE!

quotes to make you laugh

The first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest!

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Hi I’m Karen Salmansohn, founder of NotSalmon. My mission is to offer you easy-to-understand insights and tools to empower you to bloom into your happiest, highest potential self. I use playful analogies, feisty humor, and stylish graphics to distill big ideas – going as far back as ancient wisdom from Aristotle, Buddhism and Darwin to the latest research studies from Cognitive Therapy, Neuro Linquistic Programming, Neuroscience, Positive Psychology, Quantum Physics, Nutritional Studies – and then some.

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