20 Funny, Hilarious Quotes About Life And Sayings of The Day

20 Funny quotes of the day

Real life often has real stresses so here’s support in the form of 20 hilarious, funny quotes about life and sayings of the day.

I personally created these funny, hilarious quotes about life

I’m a bestselling author of funny psychological books. In fact, comedian Jon Stewart loves my books, and gave me a blurb praising my sense of humor.

I decided to create this collection of funny quotes of the day – to make you smile and laugh – even in the midst of difficult times.


  • Every day offers a new opportunity to make things better!
  • It’s never too late in a day to turn things around!
  • Plus it’s never too late in life to turn things around!  

If it’s hard to find the funny in your life…

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20 Funny, Hilarious Quotes About Life And Sayings Of The Day

I hope this collection of funny quotes about life and help you to find the humor in life. Share these humorous quotes and hilarious sayings on Instagram. Tag me via @notsalmon. I will say a friendly hello right back!


Amusing Life Quotes To Improve a Bad Mood

How to stop time: kiss. Travel in time: read. Escape time: music. Feel time: write. Release time: breathe.


20 Funny Life Sayings And Amusing Life Quotes To Improve a Bad Mood

Surprise! Today is Happy New Opportunity Day!


Humorous Quotes of the day

Young at heart! Slightly older in other places!


inspirational quotes

Reminder: The blurred image around your phone is called life!


you are awesome quote karen salmansohn

You’re awesome! Sometimes you just need someone to tell you that you’re not as terrible as you think.

  • Print out these funny quotes about life and put them on your bathroom mirror. 


be strong i whispered to my wifi signal

Be strong…I whispered to my wifi signal.


funny relationship quote karen salmansohn

Be less needy and more want-y. Meaning? You shouldn’t need a mate. You should want one. The less needy you are, the less likely you are to overlook red flags and/or to be unhealthfully co-dependent. – Karen Salmansohn


inspirational quotes

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, right from the moment you are born – until you fall in love!


Funny Quotes About Life

If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine. It is lethal. – Paulo Coelho


inspirational quotes

We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instand of somebody’s.


Funny Quotes About Life

With money you can buy a clock – but not time. – Chinese Proverb


inspirational quotes

Fool me once? Shame on you. Fool me twice: shame on me. No! Wait. Shame the heck on you! I forgave you and you did it again!?


funny quotes

Things to be grateful for: 1. friends and family. 2. caller ID to avoid friends and family! (Just kidding!)


hilarious sayings About Life

Don’t be a copycat. Be a cool cat. Be fearlessly authentically you. That’s where your greatest power and greatest happiness can be found. – Karen Salmansohn

  • Use these funny life quotes as mobile wallpaper. Every time you text you will be reminded to find the humor in life.


choose to forgive someone doesn't mean they're not a jerk

Forgiveness means: I choose to forgive someone so I no longer hurt myself thinking (and overthinking) about what a jerk they are. It doesn’t mean they’ve stopped being a jerk. – Karen Salmansohn


my weekend is all booked up karen salmansohn

My weekend is all booked up. One of my favorite weekend travel plans is getting lost in a good book. – Karen Salmansohn


inspirational jon stewart

Bullsh** is everywhere. There is very little that you will encounter in life that has not been in some way infused with bullsh**. If you smell something, say something. – Jon Stewart


motivational quotes

My idealistic side and my realistic side like to fight about things.


inspirational quotes

Your mission: Get your heart and brain to work together as a team.


quotes to make you laugh

The first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest!

One of my Favorite Funny Quotes About Life

humorous getting older quote

Here’s a quick way to tell if you’re older or note. Fall down in front of a lot of people. If they laugh, you’re still young. If they panic and start running to you, you’re old.

Bonus Hilarious Quote About Life

fun birthday reminder

Old is always 10 years older than I am.

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