Real life often has real stresses. Here’s a little support – in the form of 20 Funny Sayings About Life And Hilarious Life Quotes.
I hope this collection of funny life sayings will make you smile and laugh – even in the midst of difficult times.
Thankfully, you have the power inside you to change the direction of your life – and move forward wiser and stronger.
If it’s hard to find the funny in life…
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How to Use These Funny Sayings About Life
Print out these hilarious life quotes and put them on your bathroom mirror. When you brush your teeth each day, you will find reasons to smile. Although, that might make it harder to brush your teeth! 🙂 Or…you could just use these funny life sayings as screen savers. Every time you text you will be reminded to find the humor in life.
Some good things about life:
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How to stop time: kiss. Travel in time: read. Escape time: music. Feel time: write. Release time: breathe.
Surprise! Today is Happy New Opportunity Day!
Young at heart! Slightly older in other places!
Reminder: The blurred image around your phone is called life!
You’re awesome! Sometimes you just need someone to tell you that you’re not as terrible as you think.
Be strong…I whispered to my wifi signal.
Be less needy and more want-y. Meaning? You shouldn’t need a mate. You should want one. The less needy you are, the less likely you are to overlook red flags and/or to be unhealthfully co-dependent. – Karen Salmansohn
The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, right from the moment you are born – until you fall in love!
If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine. It is lethal. – Paulo Coelho
We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instand of somebody’s.
With money you can buy a clock – but not time. – Chinese Proverb
Fool me once? Shame on you. Fool me twice: shame on me. No! Wait. Shame the heck on you! I forgave you and you did it again!?
Things to be grateful for: 1. friends and family. 2. caller ID to avoid friends and family! (Just kidding!)
Don’t be a copycat. Be a cool cat. Be fearlessly authentically you. That’s where your greatest power and greatest happiness can be found. – Karen Salmansohn
Forgiveness means: I choose to forgive someone so I no longer hurt myself thinking (and overthinking) about what a jerk they are. It doesn’t mean they’ve stopped being a jerk. – Karen Salmansohn
My weekend is all booked up. One of my favorite weekend travel plans is getting lost in a good book. – Karen Salmansohn
Bullsh** is everywhere. There is very little that you will encounter in life that has not been in some way infused with bullsh**. If you smell something, say something. – Jon Stewart
My idealistic side and my realistic side like to fight about things.
Your mission: Get your heart and brain to work together as a team.
The first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest!
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