Real life often has a lot of real stresses. Thankfully, you have some real power inside you to move forward wiser
Speaking of… Here’s a little extra motivational support – in the form of 20 funny life sayings and and amusing life quotes about everyday life
– which will make you smile and laugh
– even in the midst of difficult times.
Some good things about life:
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Funny Life Quote #1
How to stop time: kiss. How to travel in time: read. How to escape time: music. How to feel time: write. How to release time: breathe.
Funny Life Quote #2
Surprise! Today is Happy New Opportunity Day!
Funny Life Quote #3
Young at heart! Slightly older in other places!
Funny Life Quote #4
Reminder: The blurred image around your phone is called life!
Funny Life Quote #5
You’re awesome! Sometimes you just need someone to tell you that you’re not as terrible as you think.
Funny Life Quote #6
Be strong…I whispered to my wifi signal.
Funny Life Quote #7
Be less needy. Be more want-y. Meaning? You shouldn’t need a mate. You should want one. The less needy you are, the less likely you are to overlook red flags and/or to be unhealthfully co-dependent. – Karen Salmansohn
Funny Life Quote #8
The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, right from the moment you are born – until you fall in love!
Funny Life Quote #9
If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine. It is lethal. – Paulo Coelho
Funny Life Quote #10
We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instand of somebody’s.
Funny Life Quote #12
With money you can buy a clock – but not time. – Chinese Proverb
Funny Life Quote #13
Fool me once: shame on you. Fool me twice: shame on me. No! Wait. Shame the heck on you! I forgave you and you did it again!?
Funny Life Quote #14
Things to be grateful for: 1. friends and family. 2. caller ID to avoid friends and family! (Just kidding!)
Funny Life Quote #15
Don’t be a copycat. Be a cool cat. Be fearlessly authentically you. That’s where your greatest power and greatest happiness can be found. – Karen Salmansohn
Funny Life Quote #16
Forgiveness means: I choose to forgive someone so I no longer hurt myself thinking (and overthinking) about what a jerk they are. It doesn’t mean they’ve stopped being a jerk. – Karen Salmansohn
Funny Life Quote #17
My weekend is all booked up. One of my favorite weekend travel plans is getting lost in a good book. – Karen Salmansohn
Funny Life Quote #18
Bullsh** is everywhere. There is very little that you will encounter in life that has not been in some way infused with bullsh**. If you smell something, say something. – Jon Stewart
Funny Life Quote #19
My idealistic side and my realistic side like to fight about things.
Funny Life Quote #20
Your mission: Get your heart and brain to work together as a team.
The first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest!
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