16 Funny Diet Quotes For Extra Weight Loss Motivation

16 Funny Diet Quotes For Extra Weight Loss Motivation

As you might know, I’m a recovered stress eater. When I was pregnant with my son Ari, I gained about 90 pounds on my five foot 3 three frame.  That is not a typo. And no, I was not pregnant with a teenager! I was stress eating.

Eventually I wound up experiencing some health issues around my weight gain. I then went into research mode and I developed tools to retrain my brain to naturally crave healthier foods and more self-loving habits. I share my psychological tools in Stop Emotional Eating  – a life changing video course – which has helped many thousands to master their cravings – and stop stress eating!.

I’m enthusiastic about helping as many people as I can to become their healthiest selves!

With this in mind, here are 16 funny diet quotes – to motivate you to lose weight !

For more support, check out my bestselling video course Stop Emotional Eating!

Oh – and feel free to print out these motivational reminders and put them on your refrig!

Humorous Weight Loss Motivation Quote #1

16 Funny Diet Quotes For Weight Loss Motivation

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit.

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Whenever I feel sad, I just go to my happy place. The fridge.

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Studies repeatedly show that NOW is the best time of day for you to start that healthier diet.

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16 Funny Diet Reminders For Weight Loss Motivation

Today I will live in the moment. Unless it’s unpleasant. In which case I will eat a cupcake.

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Binge Excuse #27: I only eat the entire bag of chips in 1 sitting so I won’t be tempted to eat the chips later.

Funny Weight Loss Motivation Quote #6

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Opps. You caught me eating my feelings. And they taste delicious.

Funny Weight Loss Motivation Quote #7

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Stop rewarding yourself with food. You are not a dog.

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16 Funny Diet Quotes For Weight Loss Motivation

I need to hire someone just to follow me around and knock unhealthy food right out of my hands.

Funny Weight Loss Motivation Quote #9

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Someone should open an ice cream shop with flavors like “Don’t be sad” and “You deserve better.” – Karen Salmansohn

Funny Weight Loss Motivation Quote #10

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Don’t allow a problem you’re having with a person to become an eating problem. Stop trying to stuff down your feelings with food. – Karen Salmansohn

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Eating healthy food fills your body with energy and nutrients. Imagine your cells smiling back at you saying “Thank you!” -Karen Salmansohn

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Whatever your problem is, the answer is not in the fridge. – Karen Salmansohn

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Warning: Chocolate makes your clothes shrink.

Funny Weight Loss Motivation Quote #14

16 Funny Diet Quotes For Weight Loss Motivation

Why can’t I be comforted by kale? Why does it have to be chocolate? – Karen Salmansohn

Funny Weight Loss Motivation Quote #15

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I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge. Ooops. – Karen Salmansohn

Funny Weight Loss Motivation Quote #16

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Reminder: Food is fuel. Not therapy.

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Hi I’m Karen Salmansohn, founder of NotSalmon. My mission is to offer you easy-to-understand insights and tools to empower you to bloom into your happiest, highest potential self. I use playful analogies, feisty humor, and stylish graphics to distill big ideas – going as far back as ancient wisdom from Aristotle, Buddhism and Darwin to the latest research studies from Cognitive Therapy, Neuro Linquistic Programming, Neuroscience, Positive Psychology, Quantum Physics, Nutritional Studies – and then some.

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