I’m excited to share with you these funny diet quotes – to motivate you to eat healthier and be successful at weight loss!
I personally created these funny diet quotes.
Why? Because…I’m a recovered stress eater.
When I was pregnant with my son Ari, I gained about 90 pounds on my five foot 3 three frame.
That is not a typo.
And no, I was not pregnant with a teenager!
I was stress eating.
After my son was born, I lost some of the weight. But I remained 20 pounds over my healthy weight.
Eventually I wound up experiencing health issues around my weight gain. So I went into research mode. I read piles of research on emotional eating.
Then I developed weight loss motivation tools to retrain my brain to naturally crave healthier foods and more self-loving habits.
In 3 months I lost 20 pounds.
And I have kept the weight off ever since!
I share my research based diet willpower tools in Stop Emotional Eating – a life changing weight loss motivational video course.
These psychological diet tools have not only helped me to slim down and healthy up. They’ve helped many thousands of people around the world to master their cravings – and lose many thousands of pounds!
I’m enthusiastic about helping as many people as I can with their weight loss diet motivation!
With this in mind, I created these funny diet quotes!
16 Funny Diet Quotes For Extra Weight Loss Motivation
Dieting can be challenging. I hope these funny dieting quotes help you to stay strong and laugh a little as you try to lose weight. Feel free to print out these funny diet quotes! Post these funny diet quote images on your refrigerator for extra weight loss willpower.
1. Go from nothing fits to feeling fit
It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit.
2. Funny dieting reminder
Whenever I feel sad, I just go to my happy place. The fridge.
3. Funny weight loss motivation
Studies repeatedly show that NOW is the best time of day for you to start that healthier diet.
4. Live in the moment – cupcake-free.
Today I will live in the moment. Unless it’s unpleasant. In which case I will eat a cupcake.
5. Funny binge eating excuse
Binge Excuse #27: I only eat the entire bag of chips in 1 sitting so I won’t be tempted to eat the chips later.
6. Funny perspective on breaking diets
Opps. You caught me eating my feelings. And they taste delicious.
7. Funny way to view binge eating
Stop rewarding yourself with food. You are not a dog.
8. A funny idea for a trainer
I need to hire someone just to follow me around and knock unhealthy food right out of my hands.
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9. A funny insight about ice cream
Someone should open an ice cream shop with flavors like “Don’t be sad” and “You deserve better.” – Karen Salmansohn
10. Funny weight loss motivation
Don’t allow a problem you’re having with a person to become an eating problem. Stop trying to stuff down your feelings with food. – Karen Salmansohn
11. Imagine your cells smiling
Eating healthy food fills your body with energy and nutrients. Imagine your cells smiling back at you saying “Thank you!” -Karen Salmansohn
12. A funny quote about dieting
Whatever your problem is, the answer is not in the fridge. – Karen Salmansohn
13. Funny perspective on chocolate
Warning: Chocolate makes your clothes shrink.
14. Comfort Kale?
Why can’t I be comforted by kale? Why does it have to be chocolate? – Karen Salmansohn
15. Watch where you’re going…
I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge. Ooops. – Karen Salmansohn
16. Food is not therapy
Reminder: Food is fuel. Not therapy.
Favorite funny diet quote
Reminder: Any food eaten while standing in front of the refrigeration still have calories. A plate is not what makes something fattening. – Karen Salmansohn
Bonus funny diet quote
Losing weight is hard. Being overweight, unhealthy and uncomfortable is hard. Choose your hard. – Karen Salmansohn
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