I’m excited to share with you these 16 funny diet quotes – to motivate you to eat healthier and be successful at weight loss!
I personally wrote and designed each of these funny quotes about losing weight.
Why? Because…I’m a recovered stress eater.
When I was pregnant with my son Ari, I gained about 90 pounds on my five foot 3 three frame.
That is not a typo.
And no, I was not pregnant with a teenager!
I was stress eating.
After my son was born, I lost some of the weight. But I remained 20 pounds over my healthy weight.
Eventually I wound up experiencing health issues around my weight gain. So I went into research mode. I read piles of research on emotional eating.
Then I developed psychological tools to retrain my brain to naturally crave healthier foods and more self-loving habits.
In 3 months I lost 20 pounds.
And I have kept the weight off ever since!
I share my research based willpower tools in Stop Emotional Eating – a life changing video course – which has helped me to lose weight – and keep it off! Plus these psychological tools have helped many thousands to master their cravings – and lose many thousands of pounds! Don’t miss out!
I’m enthusiastic about helping as many people as I can with their weight loss goals!
With this in mind, here are…
16 funny diet quotes…
I personally wrote and designed each of these funny quotes about losing weight. I’m on a mission to help as many people as I can to stay motivated to lose weight! Feel free to print out these funny quotes about dieting! Put this weight loss motivation on your refrigerator for extra willpower.
1. Go from nothing fits to feeling fit
It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit.
2. Find a new happy place
Whenever I feel sad, I just go to my happy place. The fridge.
3. Start healthy eating now
Studies repeatedly show that NOW is the best time of day for you to start that healthier diet.
4. Live in the moment – cupcake-free.
Today I will live in the moment. Unless it’s unpleasant. In which case I will eat a cupcake.
5. When the chips are down…
Binge Excuse #27: I only eat the entire bag of chips in 1 sitting so I won’t be tempted to eat the chips later.
Opps. You caught me eating my feelings. And they taste delicious.
7. Stop rewarding yourself with food
Stop rewarding yourself with food. You are not a dog.
8. Hire a unique trainer
I need to hire someone just to follow me around and knock unhealthy food right out of my hands.
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9. The true scoop on emotional eating
Someone should open an ice cream shop with flavors like “Don’t be sad” and “You deserve better.” – Karen Salmansohn
10. Stop stuffing down your feelings
Don’t allow a problem you’re having with a person to become an eating problem. Stop trying to stuff down your feelings with food. – Karen Salmansohn
11. Imagine your cells smiling
Eating healthy food fills your body with energy and nutrients. Imagine your cells smiling back at you saying “Thank you!” -Karen Salmansohn
12. The answer’s not in the refrig
Whatever your problem is, the answer is not in the fridge. – Karen Salmansohn
13. Chocolate shrinks clothes
Warning: Chocolate makes your clothes shrink.
14. Comfort Kale?
Why can’t I be comforted by kale? Why does it have to be chocolate? – Karen Salmansohn
15. Watch where you’re going…
I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge. Ooops. – Karen Salmansohn
16. Food is not therapy
Reminder: Food is fuel. Not therapy.
Bonus funny quote about losing weight
Losing weight is hard. Being overweight, unhealthy and uncomfortable is hard. Choose your hard. – Karen Salmansohn
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