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Living in the past is like driving forward while staring in the rear view mirror.     Believing is seeing.     Be an over-fright success story.     One's actions convince louder than one's words.     Make progress. Make new mistakes.     All work and no play makes Jill want to reach for the Prozac.     The purpose of your life is to find the purpose of your life. It doesn't matter how fast you get there if you're heading in the wrong direction.     If at first you don't succeed, you're doing something stupid.     You're nobody until somebody hates you.     Behind every successful woman is someone who pissed her off.     To get where you need to go you must first see who you really are.     Be a warrior, not a worrier.     Be a winner, not a whiner.     If the coyote had stopped to catch his breath, he might have caught the roadrunner.     A pack of puppies led by a pitbull will always be feared more than a pack of pitbulls led by a puppy.     Brainpower is as important as horsepower. Read, read, read!     You should always pick a job for its passion value not cash-in value.     Don't let a blame preoccupation ruin your occupation.     It's always better to go for longterm greed over short term greed.     A shortcut is often the longest distance between two points.     Time is money...and time wasters are money wasters.     Don't wait to make heaps and heaps of cash to have heaps and heaps of fun.     Every member of the Fortune 500 Club could also be a member of the Misfortune 500 Club.     Money doesn't bring you true happiness...but happiness can bring you true money. If you love what you do, the money will come.     Whatever business you're in you're in the people business.     Fail Faster. Succeed faster.     Behind every successful woman is someone who pissed her off.     Follow the fuscia brick road.   Failure is in many ways like "fullure" - it is always full of lessons to be learned.     Believe in a laughter life.     Don't let your convictions become your restrictions.     Invest in "Fresh Air Fun." Take a walk outside once a day.     If you want your body to be smoking, you've got to stop smoking.     Sometimes, all you gotta do is ask. Duh.     Taking no action is an action. Duh.     Happiness is not about what happens to you -- but about how you choose to respond to what happens.     Comedy = tragedy + 3 months and/or 3 margaritas!     Practice that tongue twister "NO" today.     Take the fat out of your fate. Slim down your schedule to what matters.     It's not just what you know...but what you do with what you know.     The grass is greener on the other side - until you get there and see it's astroturf.     When you grow - you often outgrow.     The only constant is change.     You are a human being, not a human was or a human will be.     Self honesty is the only path to happiness.     Sometimes we're "mad at" someone whom we should merely be "sad at."     Be so proactive you're preactive.     Fast doesn't always last.     Love is a boomerang. What have you and give away is what you get back.     Fear of commitment: it could happen to you...or someone you can't love.     Saying difficult things now is better than fixing even more difficult problems later.     It is better to have loved and lost - than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life.     It is better to have loved and lost - and had some really amazing hot sex - than never to have lived and loved at all.     A man is not a project. A man is a man. And a project is a project.     It's better to have a short bad relationship than a long bad relationship.     It's worth it to hold out for a soul mate and not settle for a cellmate.     Assess breeds success.     Turn all bad experiences into good inperiences - take them in fully, and change in a positive way.    
 

Saturday, December 18, 2004

CAREER TIP:Follow the Cockroach's Secret To Success


The cockroach has managed to survive everything nature and man has thrown at him for millions of years: pesticides, predators, radiation, volcanoes, floods...you name it. You must BE LIKE A COCKROACH when it comes to selling your talents to the world. No matter how many times you get sprayed with doubt, insults, sneaky competitors, slurs, sudden changes in the marketplace … after each and every seemingly lethal spray of negativity, you must WIPE OFF YOUR ANTENNAE ...then keep on going. Indeed, you must use each spray as a spirit strengthener to build up a stronger tolerance for dealing with future sprays of negativity. YOU MUST REFUSE TO DIE.

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Friday, December 17, 2004

PSST...INSIDE INFO: My dog Maxine (or Max for those who know her well)


BOOKS are to me what BONES are to Max. While I'm busy writing my latest obsession, she's busy gnawing away at hers. SOMETIMES WE CAN BOTH BE AT IT FOR HOURS. But the good thing about having a dog: you have an excuse for a break. You have to walk your dog. Which means DOGS ARE SMARTER THAN HUMANS. They know it's good to go out for a walk every now and then. And after... back to your obsession you go.

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Thursday, December 16, 2004

CAREER TIP:Use your mornings to get fired up and aim you like a human cannonball at your goals!




I totally recommend you use your first waking hours to plot out your day...instead of just plodding through them.

First off, in the morning, you still haven't been beaten down yet, so you can still believe: "BRAND-NEW FRESH DAY= BRAND-NEW FRESH START TO IMPROVE MY LIFE! WOOHOO!" Plus, your day hasn't yet started to SWERVE OUT OF CONTROL, forcing you into what's called "reactive state," reacting to life's demands as they bombard you.

And reactivity is what messes up people's lives ...leading people askew to get caught up with things that seem urgently important, but are NOT LONGTERM LIFE IMPORTANT.

In fact, there's a belief that only 20% of activities are necessary for achieving goals...and the other 80% can be delegated.

In the morning, your head is still very clear, and your spirit is still very cocky. You are in what's called "pro-active state," where you can proactively assign yourself THE MOST IMPORTANT 20% ACTIVITIES to ensure you live the most successful, juiciest life.

If you use the morning to decide where to most wisely "AIM" yourself, then throw down an espresso (or two), you'll be like an extra-strength human-cannon ball going toward what you want...and there will be no stopping you!

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